No, really - what is your EMERGENCY?

This used to be the journal of a nursing student at a prestigious 4 year university that will still remain unnamed. This is now the journal of a Registered Nurse working in an Emergency Department in a major US city. All names have been changed to protect the stupid and the mean. There is no educational value in this journal, sometimes it will be downright mean and catty - this is where I come to vent!

Thursday, November 18, 2004

Mmm, immunity

This is a hilarious addition to the story of thousand-breasted immunity.
When my brother was a student, he lived in an international dorm. There was a girl on his floor from Cameroon, Africa, and she was really a nice girl. Well, everyone in this little dorm started getting sick with this flu-like ailment, and my brother and this girl decided to have a competition on who would stay healthier longer. See, my brother had the immunity of every woman who's creamy breast milk he had devoured voraciously as a preemie; The Cameroonian girl had great immunity because she had actually had every disease- malaria, typhus, hep. A, and a myriad of other tropical diseases.
In the end, my brother got sick first, but he recovered after 3 days, the Cameroonian girl got sick after that and missed class for a week. So there you go- breasts are more than just a lot of jiggly fun

Celine signing off


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