Mmm, immunity

This is a hilarious addition to the story of thousand-breasted immunity.
When my brother was a student, he lived in an international dorm. There was a girl on his floor from Cameroon, Africa, and she was really a nice girl. Well, everyone in this little dorm started getting sick with this flu-like ailment, and my brother and this girl decided to have a competition on who would stay healthier longer. See, my brother had the immunity of every woman who's creamy breast milk he had devoured voraciously as a preemie; The Cameroonian girl had great immunity because she had actually had every disease- malaria, typhus, hep. A, and a myriad of other tropical diseases.
In the end, my brother got sick first, but he recovered after 3 days, the Cameroonian girl got sick after that and missed class for a week. So there you go- breasts are more than just a lot of jiggly fun

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